Dean "Apple Bottom" Winchester: Archive

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Dennis Reynolds: Baby Rapist

Feb 1st

Oh thank god It’s Always Sunny In Philidelphia is on I was going through withdrawals

Feb 1st

Not to talk about my underwear, guys, but Boy shorts are literally the best and if you think otherwise you’d be incorrect Ok so you know the underwear I wore for my zombie Gaga costume? Well I ran out of underwear because I’m too lazy to do laundry and this was the only pair I had left and I had to wear them because the thought of going commando is really gross and my mom always...

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Megan (in a Sean Connery accent): “I’ll have the smega, and make it a double. WHAT? WHAAAT?”

Feb 1st

Nicole that picture you just reblogged what did you put as the caption because its so long I can’t even view it

Feb 1st

highlights of my day:

ashuriixo: almost beat some kid for making fun of gays. one more word and i wouldn’t be held accountable for my actions. got my assignment book back. went to rue 21 and bought some stuff. the x life is on. I loved that kid lemme tell ya he was so cool I didn’t almost rip his jaw off or anything

Feb 1st

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Fuck the storm started And so Attack of the Snow begins

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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What would you guys say if I told you I wanted to be a demonologist

Jan 31st

Japanese punk music? Sign me up

Jan 31st

A breakdown of my blog: 50% stupid unfunny shit 50% bunnies

Jan 31st

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Roughly every day I do this thing where before I get in the shower I weigh myself Which also is usually the same time period following a big meal So every day I think to myself OOPS I’M EXTRA TUBBY TODAY And I need to stop it.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Follow up. This one’s called “Not only is grandma a violent hipster, she also has no recollection of such and is a shit listener”.

Jan 30th

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My grandmother is a violent hipster.

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

Jan 29th

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Offensive joke time

Q: What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?

Jan 29th

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My work is stupid and infuriating and I’m blown away by how unprofessional it is at times I Quit

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Did my makeup really nicely today and I was gonna take a picture to show it off but the I started crying and ruined it all and I can’t take a picture of myself crying because that’s dumb and now I feel dumb and am writing in a giant dumb run-on sentence to disguise it though it won’t and I know it but I’m just trying to get it all out of the way and this day turned blue...

Jan 27th

and now I awaken from a well deserved slumber Fuck you, essay, dominated and conquered your ass like nobody’s business Aw yeeeeee

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

Jan 26th

I would just like to know who takes the time out of their day to come up with and write down the ten canine commandments Because it sure as hell wasn’t canines

Jan 26th